Sex Panther T-Shirt

Is your battery storage setup as underwhelming as a jazz flute solo gone wrong? Unleash the raw, untamed power of Sex Panther Battery Storage—crafted with real bits of panther for that authentic, ferocious charge. This beastly system will send a pungent surge of success through your nostrils, driving off-takers into a wild frenzy. And remember: 60% of the time, it works every time. No more blackouts in your love life or your development efforts. Accessorizes perfectly with manspreading, workplace sexism, a scotch on the rocks, and that unmistakable growl of victory. Printed on a soft canvas, preshrunk jersey tee (S-3XL men’s sizes).